Some irrelevancies are just too good not to share.

So, from the bowels of the pulpnoir stats page I return greasy and foul, with more search phrases that have yielded hits on this site.

“massage fuck” right up there in the number two spot after my name.  The popularity of this particular term is no mystery, but I assume that some readers have taken a crack at it themselves to see where pulpnoir turns up on the search results.  Or that’s what they’re telling their significant others when they get caught. “Baby, it was curiosity!  I’d never go looking for a massage fuck online.”

There’s a load of searches for the obvious stuff, “joe pitt”, “already dead”, “hank thompson”, “moon knight”, but the next one that catches my eye is a real wonder, “don t kill the butterfly”.  When searched for on the site it returns an entry of the same title.  It’s just a link to a research file about time travel, but I like that I do have something as jolly as butterflies on my site.  Find it HERE.

“fuck kids” I really don’t have much to say about this.  Just makes me angry.  But it does link to a ton of shit on the site.  Mostly excerpts from various novels.  And an entry titled “Scumbags Fuck Over Kids”.  HERE is the list.

The fact that people searching the word “kill” get a hit on my site should come as no surprise.  A site search brings back a catalogue of pages HERE.  My only problem is the mental image I now have of the person searching that single word, “kill”, and seeing what pops up.  Which doesn’t mean I’m not about to type it into a search box and find out what tops the list.

The winner, without any real competition, is “what does distractive sales mean”.  My mind is officially boggled.  The phrase gives me nothing back when I run a site search on it.  I guess I’ve written about sales so much, and at some point used the word distractive, so pulpnoir got a token nod on this one.  I am now possessed of two strong urges.  First is to find out what teh fuck distractive sales are, and the second is to figure out how to get the phrase into a book.

Distractive,

charlie